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(no subject) [Oct. 9th, 2006|05:40 pm]
FMA Fanwars - For that wanker in all of us
[mood |crankycranky]

Dear almost everyone,


The end.
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This should be fun, so let's get it on you eejits. [Oct. 8th, 2006|05:02 am]
FMA Fanwars - For that wanker in all of us

I've seen this happen to others and it has happened to me and you know what, I wish I could stab you all in the jaw for doing this!

Someone posts fanart- but instead of replying about the art itself, the artist gets a million replies complaining that it's smut (when there was fair warning), or that it's gay (when there was fair warning), or that it's about the voice actors and NOT the anime (again- those descriptions and warnings before you click on the lj-cut are to warn you not to click it if said subjects anger you), or this, or that, or wtf.

Get off of it. And start reading fan art tags that list a description, warning, and etc before you click the damn lj-cut just to bitch that OMG, you "HATE the dub voice actors and WTF are you posting dub art for?!"

Next time, I'm stabbing jaws.
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2006|12:05 am]
FMA Fanwars - For that wanker in all of us

[mood |calmcalm]

Dear Psycho FMA Fangirls.

Hi. I'm just your normal, average FMA fangirl. But...I'm proud to say that I am not one of these people: "OMGZ, Edo-chan is SOOOO hot! And soooo mine!!11!"

I like Ed. I like anime bishies. There is nothing wrong with this. The term one of my friends coined is being a "equal opportunity fangirl". And this simply means that while I do like Ed, and if he was real would probably be one of those squealing fangirls following him around, I know that there are certain romantic intrests in the manga and the anime(EdxWinry in both, EdxRose and EdxNoah in anime.) So all you crazy fangirls, I come bearing a reality check.

Ed is not yours.

Ed belongs to the almighty Cow-sensei. And that's that. She can do with him what she wants.

You don't live in the FMA world. No matter how much you want to be the "Crimson Fox Kawaii Alchemist" (yes, I have seen that name. O.<) and have Ed/Al/Roy/Hughes/Kimbley/Scar/etc. fall in love with you...It's not going to happen.

I have seen what getting too sucked into things like this does to people. My little brother is seriously screwed up and can't differentate between the real world and video games. It is UNHEALTHY, people. I'm warning you now.

Winry, Rose and Noah are all actually in this world. So please...just let our poor characters be.

Thank you kindly,
Chiiko Miharu

PS--I do have a pairing favorite...but I'm not going to shove it in your faces just so I can get screamed at by yaoi fans.
<3 Chiiko
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(no subject) [Sep. 19th, 2006|07:49 pm]
FMA Fanwars - For that wanker in all of us
[Current Location |Home]
[mood |grumpy>(]
[music |Bouken Desho Desho - Aya Hirano]

Dear Fangirls,
Ed isn't the only character in Fullmetal Alchemist.
That is all.
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2006|02:02 pm]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]

'About all those "RoyxEd fans"

How pervert can you get? Fantasizing with a homo relationship involving a MINOR... Am I the only noticing something doesn't add up?

I'm very sorry if I didn't sound very PC. But we are talking about a felony vicarized through a cartoon. I sincerely doubt this has anything to do with the actual anime/manga.'

Okaaay...I got to admit I'm not a RoyEd fan, and that my knowledge of the following subject is only limited to Wikipedia, but all this 'this is pedophilia' argument is slightly getting on my nerves, because first, Ed is not a kid (even though he often acts like one), but a teenager, and if he suddenly hooks up with Mustang willingly, what's wrong with it (yes, I know the show is situated in the 20-30's, but the FMA world seems as, if not more advanced than ours)? Plus, this is even more annoying since I have friends who are Ed's age and who are dating men much older than them, even of the age of Mustang, and I didn't run around screaming 'PEDOPHILIA' when they told me that...oh no! WAIT! I forgot! I'm talking about het here, while you are talking about a HOMO relationship involving a minor! EEEEWW GROSS! FORBIDDEN! BURN TEH SINNERS!1!

PS: And about this being a 'felony vicarized through a cartoon', I suggest you don't immerse yourself too far in the fandom, or you might start cutting yourself after seeing how some fans manifest their love for FMA, since you seem so sensitive though I wouldn't care much.
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A Word On Icon Thieves. [Aug. 28th, 2006|07:23 pm]
FMA Fanwars - For that wanker in all of us
[mood |pissed offpissed off]
[music |Hellsing - The World Without Logos]

Dear fandom,

When, exactly, did it become "cool" and "OK" to take ic--

Scratch that.

When, exactly, did it become "cool" and "OK" to fucking hotlink icons from livejournal and post over one-hundred of them on Xanga


Don't we, as icon makers, deserve some kind of respect, something in return for producing icons for you to use instead of, "Oh! PWEETY PICCIE ON WEBSITE! im goin2 post it her and they arent goin2 mind!1111!!1111"

Generally, we ask for three simple things:
1. Credit <username>/Don't claim as your own.
2. Don't repost anywhere.
3. Don't alter images.

And what do we see? Fullmetal-alchemist.com has an entire gallery full of stolen icons and other images, including artwork, courtesy of bryantq. Who, if you don't know, is the webmaster of fullmetal-alchemist.com, never updated his journal, and from all the evidence uploaded 90% of the website's gallery with stolen images from fm_alchemist.


This makes me want to stop making icons. The only fandom I haven't had a problem with is the Azumanga fandom. But this one...


I'm done. Fuck off to whom it concerns.

With a burning infreno of hatred,

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............there are no words. [Aug. 28th, 2006|05:38 pm]
FMA Fanwars - For that wanker in all of us

[mood |pissed offpissed off]

dear viz media,

riza's name is not liza
ling's name is not lin (you even said so in volume 8)
jean havoc's name is not jan.
major general/brigadear general hughes is not a comadore.
i also don't like lanfan as a translation of ranfan, but i can't find so much fault in that.

you got it right before, be consistant with your editing and pay attention.

there is nothing that ticks me off like this, really. liza and jan?? come on. that's pathetic.

there's actually a page in volume nine where it says "resembool" and "resemboul" ON THE SAME PAGE
it's like! gah!

i can't even... there are no words. really.

no love,


expect an angry letter from me sometime in the next week.
Mailing Address:
VIZ Media, LLC
P.O. BOX 77010
San Francisco, CA 94107
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oblaaaaargag [Aug. 23rd, 2006|03:14 pm]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Placebo - Soulmates Never Die]

Next person who says that 'Elricest fans need to be introduced to people with real siblings, to have the concept of platonic love hammered into them' or some variant of, can just shut up. Seriously. Nothing says 'ignorance' like making that sort of assumption, kay?

And for the record, back in November '05 I asked the Elricest fans on my flist - including some of the big name writers - how many siblings they had. See for yourself what the response was.
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BOOM BABY! [Aug. 14th, 2006|07:01 pm]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]

[18:57] hieronymousb Fanfiction.net is so amazing. Just looking in the general section, I run into tons of Envy Sues.
[18:57] velvet_mace Misspellings are fun.
[18:57] hieronymousb I guess it's nice that people on there love Envy so much, but damn it >(
[18:57] timbean vel: trust me, of all people i cling to that ideal
[18:57] timbean but they do it CONTINUOUSLY
[18:57] velvet_mace LOL
[18:57] timbean as in, they think that is how it is spelled
[18:58] velvet_mace LOL
[18:58] velvet_mace Cannon Rape!
[18:58] timbean unless you REALLY stretch and lube!
[18:58] velvet_mace Well there's a whole new meaning.

P/N: as sad and horrible as the existance of envy!sues is... the issue at hand here is that of "cannon" vs "canon".

edit: yes, this is a peeve hardly worth posting about. but the amazing content of the conversation compelled me to share with people who may share my pain.

velvet_mace wins the internet and part of my soul for the following: "Cannon and Canon are not the same thing. Cannon rape requires much more lube."
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Please define 'Whore' [Aug. 7th, 2006|12:55 am]
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Izumi is 'slutty'?

Izumi is... 'slutty'?

Izumi.  Izumi Curtis is... 'SLUTTY'?

*Head explodes*

That is IT, fandom!   I am frikking disowning you!  You SUCK!

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